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By nkotz - 14/01/2013 18:34 - United States

Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2022 16:00

Today, my wife tried to forbid me from going to the gym anymore because in public she looks fat stood next to me and it’s embarrassing. She picked me up from the gym yesterday and saw all the “thin gym sluts” I prefer to spend my time with instead of her. God, I’m sick of her lazy jealous BS. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By Dancing King - 07/08/2014 15:36 - Norway - Egersund

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 00:02

Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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By fat - 07/01/2014 12:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2016 10:17 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML

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By not as jacked - 30/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I've been an avid gym-goer since I was in high school. A year ago I convinced my girlfriend to start going to the gym with me and she had been sticking to it since. She has now has left me for a full-on fitness model she met there. He helped her start an online store, which is doing well. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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illmatic2 16

Tuesday 15 January 2013 1:09

Well is she fat? If she is that insecure about her weight then she probably should go to they gym.

Jeffo193 13

Tuesday 15 January 2013 1:08

Sucks for you dude but you've just reminded me that i need to go to the gym, thanks!

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Cupcake040 17

Tuesday 15 January 2013 2:55

Wrong time of the month??? Idk good luck

pedinhuh 23

Tuesday 15 January 2013 3:10

Never say anything related to weight to any female you know!!! Don't even think about it.

Maria_Obligacia 14

Tuesday 15 January 2013 3:22

What an annoying twit! It will only get worse, OP. She will keep you walking on egg shells and scream at you for the stupidest things. And you will work out alone. FYL. Find other people to do stuff with. I'd say, find a new girlfriend.

olpally 32

Tuesday 15 January 2013 3:24

Over reaction much?? Bitches be crazy, or insecure. Girls read way too much into what guys say. Lol. She needs to chill.

superrocket19 17

Tuesday 15 January 2013 4:15

Some girls...

muffinlovexD 12

Tuesday 15 January 2013 5:14

It's the battle with a woman you'll never win . If you didn't ask she'd say you were implying she wasn't 'fit' enough to go.

Derpylicious 3

Tuesday 15 January 2013 5:35

Do things like this happen often with her? 'Cause if they do, she is a crazy bitch and not worth the trouble.

jujubunni5 9

Tuesday 15 January 2013 5:38

Just explain to her what's up. I'm sure she will open up to the idea if you tell her the truth. Plus, you don't need to be fat to work out and the benefits are plentiful!

sassy2085 16

Tuesday 15 January 2013 5:50

I agree with number #6 it is how you said it that counts. If you said "wanna come to the gym with me lord knows you need it." Then YDI but if it was more like " going to the gym wanna come with" then FYL