Intimacy: Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody...

By meet Chloe - 19/02/2012 09:15 - Australia

Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML

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Sunday 19 February 2012 16:06

At least your not a dick! Even though now she probably won't leave you alone forever.

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Sunday 19 February 2012 16:08

At least she didn't stick her hand down your pants.

Comments

StromyG2 10

Tuesday 21 February 2012 15:18

Damn, that was intense!

beast98 0

Friday 13 April 2012 8:01

Don't tell her where your house is???

liaRawr 9

Monday 9 September 2013 0:37

The friends that are for life force their why in :)

amisenho 11

Monday 18 November 2013 18:22

I usually had friends like that, mainly because I was one of them. It comes with being introverted, from my experience; we like to wear our hearts on our sleeves, should you choose to approach us and probe us with questions. Topics that we choose aren't usually that conventional, and they make for interesting icebreakers. It may be caused by a lack of extroverted social interaction; then again, it could very well be a mental disorder. I will say this, though: we tend to be pretty reliable friends in the long run, so I wouldn't underestimate our value, if I were you.