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By supertango500 - 11/03/2013 18:56 - United States

Today, I figured I needed to clean my room. I ended up finding my $135 calculator that I'd accused my ex-boyfriend of selling for gas money. That's also the reason I dumped him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 12:00

Today, I asked my mom if she'd seen my financial calculator on my way out to an exam. She told me she'd tossed it in the donation pile that she'd taken to the Salvation Army this morning because it was "clutter." I needed it to take an exam required to pass the class, to graduate next month. The only place to buy a replacement was closed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 19:20 - Ireland - Galway

Today, while clearing stuff out of the basement, I found my ex-wife's old electronic diary device from the '90s. I found the charger, powered it up, and had soon read all about out she'd been cheating on me for almost half our marriage with the guy she's now married to. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 04:00

Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML

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By tbreezy - 26/11/2018 14:00

Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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By Goodie - 09/09/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I found out my ex bought a digital camera, an iPod, and a large flat-screen TV, all purchased with the alimony I'm paying him. FML

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By gonebabygone - 27/08/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML

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Gross!

By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By crushed - 14/09/2013 17:04 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML

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Stinkerbelle 15

Monday 11 March 2013 23:51

Dumbass.

alwayswinning123 7

Monday 11 March 2013 23:53

Looks like you owe someone a huge apology

Comments

PenguinBitch 43

Tuesday 12 March 2013 0:26

Good riddance, for him. I hope he finds someone he can trust. As for you OP, you should be ashamed of yourself. Apologize, get your room clean, and get your head out of your arse.

Goumbush 4

Tuesday 12 March 2013 0:27

You're a psychotic bitch

truesarrif 33

Tuesday 12 March 2013 0:31

Looks like you **lowers sunglasses** miscalculated your ex boyfriend....

SuperTroll187 10

Tuesday 12 March 2013 6:06

That doesn't even make any sense...

Bicko2004 25

Tuesday 12 March 2013 0:31

Phone rings Hi it’s me... You know that little misunderstanding we had over that calculator. Well I've just found it. Do you want to get back together?

AliceLockehart 18

Tuesday 12 March 2013 0:35

$135 for a calculator?! If I paid that much, I'd expect it to do my dishes & shit too. Also you deserve it, that's what you get for not having a woman's look. Asshole.

daminantion 14

Tuesday 12 March 2013 3:29

Scientific graphing calculator. I take it you're too you'd to even be in a maths class that uses those

Mons_fml 27

Tuesday 12 March 2013 11:20

High cyber five for engineering Daminantion! A woman's look seems to be exactly what she has Alice THAHA!

xTrepidation 14

Tuesday 12 March 2013 0:42

I'm really curious the time frame between OP breaking up with him and cleaning her room. God help us, I hope we're not talking months.

Kruiser 16

Tuesday 12 March 2013 0:43

I can never understand why fmls like this are posted. You cant seriously be expecting much sympathy for that can you?

boredguyyy 10

Tuesday 12 March 2013 0:49

Hmm Some relationship you got there, if you can't trust your bf then there isn't a relationship left.. He got lucky.. You didn't deserve him

lochiamochia 25

Tuesday 12 March 2013 0:56

Why would you break-up with your boyfriend for stealing your calculator for gas money? A nice friend would either offer him a ride or give him some money for gas to help him out. There seems to be a lot more to the story than what meets the eye.