Miscellaneous: Today, I figured out my 1-year-old daughter likes to dip her...

By Water Daughter - 13/10/2013 05:51 - United States

Today, I figured out my 1-year-old daughter likes to dip her hand in our dogs' water bowl, and rub the water on her face. So I put the water bowl out of reach. She then figured out how to open the bathroom door and use the toilet instead. FML

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By Getthelysol - 10/10/2018 05:00

Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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By dani0810 - 22/01/2013 11:39 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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By hoo flung pu - 03/10/2013 08:26 - United States

Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML

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By Mamaofdrama - 06/04/2019 18:00

Today, I was working on potty training my daughter. She opened the fridge while I wasn't looking and peed all over the lower shelf. FML

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By Fido - 06/06/2016 11:58 - United States

Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML

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By Tiana Scott - 12/09/2018 13:10

Today, I left the door open while I went to the bathroom and my 11-month-old crawled in and then took off with my toilet paper. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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Sunday 13 October 2013 16:45

At least she knows how to wash her face.

shutupmichaela 18

Sunday 13 October 2013 16:58

she's 1, dude.

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Altie 13

Sunday 13 October 2013 21:40

Wow, you've got a tall one year old

nannyRayRay 14

Sunday 13 October 2013 22:22

Provide her with a bowl of water to do this with, show her the dish and say it is special for her :) Hope that helps/works

nannyRayRay 14

Tuesday 15 October 2013 4:46

The other thing is remember to change the dog water often so if she does get in to it it's not to gross Best of luck :)

ViviMage 39

Sunday 13 October 2013 23:02

Get a filtered "waterfall" bowl for the dog, which is less stale and tends to be cleaner than the simple bowl (algae/mold/bacteria). And lock/wedge the bathroom door shut or put the lid down. It's hot where I am on the East Coast, the weather gods can't make up their minds. Maybe she's trying to cool off!

Heathtastic 10

Sunday 13 October 2013 23:32

Face it OP you got owned by a toddler YDI

FlyingPie 17

Monday 14 October 2013 0:00

Water you going to do about that?

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 14 October 2013 0:16

Time to put the dog bowl back down!

angelofmusic113 9

Monday 14 October 2013 0:17

Maybe she's hot...?

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 14 October 2013 0:27

That's sick. She's a ONE YEAR OL... oh. My mistake. Carry on.

mamaflower 23

Monday 14 October 2013 0:57

My daughter does that too!! Or gives her stuffed toys a bath in the toilet bowel. Kids are crazy like that. Always getting into things they shouldn't!

sanecatlady 13

Monday 14 October 2013 1:16

Toddlers have this almost magnetic attraction to water, you should maybe give her something like a big bowl or small tub that can be placed on something just her height with clean water she can play with. As a kid I used to play with toys and stuff in the bathroom sink all the time, at least it was more sanitary. :)