By soisblueballsdickhead - 26/10/2014 14:25 - United States

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Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
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DontClickOnMe 28

He could've been nicer about it, but if it really bothers you, ask him how he likes it and to give you some tips. He should be helpful, not hurtful.

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Hiktmae 20

If it's her first time it's not really her fault... He needs to be nicer and patient and kindly let her know how to improve, it is very nerve-wracking for a girl to perform for the first time.

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Fou_Lou 20

He could have been nicer but he has a point. Talk about him what you can do better. Since you waited so long i presume it was either your first BJ or you dont give BJ often. Just et him instruct you how itis done and how he likes it. FYL for having a unsensitive boyfriend though.

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DaniX9 5

I mean, you could consider yourself lucky, my boyfriend takes forever when I do that! What he likes is when I suck and tongue around the head. With practice you'll figure it out, but maybe you should do it to someone who will treat you better

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YugiSchiffer 0

He could've been nicer... Well don't feel too bad about it! Perhaps he just likes it a certain way that you don't know about. Ask him to help you learn how to please him. If your boyfriend has a good mindset about it, he should be thrilled that you want to take the time and learn about him.

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casssssssie 2

He should have tried to guide you through it. You're not going to know how to give a great ******* your first time! He should communicate with you and tell you what he likes and wants.

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NamelessFace 22

Ugh. Do men think women ENJOY putting people's dicks in their mouths personally? Ingrate. Tell him to do it himself.

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Zebediabolical 39

Different people like different things. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean that all women don't like it.

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baconofthepan 7

Practice makes perfect. Even when 'giving head' like others have stated ask him how to do it. I'm going to assume he jerks off, have him show you how he does it and pay attention to his technique. That way you can get a feel for what he likes.

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