By soisblueballsdickhead - 26/10/2014 14:25 - United States

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Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
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DontClickOnMe 28

He could've been nicer about it, but if it really bothers you, ask him how he likes it and to give you some tips. He should be helpful, not hurtful.

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Hiktmae 20

If it's her first time it's not really her fault... He needs to be nicer and patient and kindly let her know how to improve, it is very nerve-wracking for a girl to perform for the first time.

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cnbcad 15

Ask him to train you. Most guys would love that.

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jeanyrios 10

I dated a boy that had bj's from 6 other girls before me. It wasn't that the experience was bad, he just didn't like the sensation nor the idea that some day a girl's mouth will be kissing his prospective children. After more than 20 years we became reacquainted and I asked: Did you ever acquired a like for bj's? His answer, "HEEEELL NO!"

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djstiv3 15

dudes a dick.. free bj and he disrespects you like that? he obviously doesnt care for your feelings. dump him.

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dave20012 15

That's a bad thing to do. Regardless if she'd bitten him or not. He had his definition of terrible in this what ever the case was. He still should have at least told her how he wanted it. Improve on their sex life and also save her confidence she just gotten I mean if she said "she finally did it. Seems as they were together a long time. Better luck next time OP

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ZY1431 24

well thats on hell of a dick move

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skychu 18

Does no one remember the gag reflex? Or the girl that vomited on the guy's thing while giving him head like a month back?

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ladyg228 15

Should of said thanks for letting me know I no longer have to do in the future lol

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goldenscorpion_fml 15

Selecting "I agree, your life sucks." Has never been so amusing.

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more4me 27

Should have taken a bite the second after he said that. Just kidding , DON'T do it !

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