Intimacy: Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend....

By angelisa - 21/11/2015 14:54 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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By fuck but no fuck - 02/08/2013 19:44 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML

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By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 16:46 - United States

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML

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By AudreyUs - 10/12/2008 19:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML

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Kobwebs 19

Sunday 22 November 2015 6:58

If he's too embarrassed to buy condoms, he's definitely not ready for sex.

Wersome 13

Sunday 22 November 2015 6:58

Sorry Op but if either of you are too embarrassed to buy condoms then you are not ready for sex.

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Suicidal_Divide 17

Sunday 22 November 2015 7:36

If he's that embarassed to buy condoms, then he is too immature to be having sex!

Axel5238 29

Sunday 22 November 2015 7:52

If he's embarrassed about being safe he's no way mature enough for sex. I'd show him the CDC reports on STD's and the climbing rates if you are serious in staying with him. Red flags early on don't get much bigger if he was serious about it.

ashley468 19

Sunday 22 November 2015 8:02

Has he never heard of that thing called a self checkout?

kirkaygri 18

Sunday 22 November 2015 8:27

Have you ever heard of a small town? Not all of us have that luxury. Live in a town of 400 and everyone knows what brand, size, and flavor you're using. I used to buy my condoms two towns over; someone may recognize me but it's better than buying condoms from my math teacher's wife.

9a_1z 12

Sunday 22 November 2015 19:44

There's an unwritten rule with self check-outs that the moment you try and scan something even remotely personal it screams 'UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA' at you and all the check-out attendants have to come and help you.

Miss_Whipped 43

Wednesday 9 December 2015 17:14

Plus they can see what you're scanning. It's on a monitor at their station.

Emmy0806 6

Sunday 22 November 2015 8:08

He does not seem ready to have sex. Imagine if this guy was ever a parent

Tomato_Cheese 22

Sunday 22 November 2015 8:26

Why don't you buy them instead?

dutchy86 20

Sunday 22 November 2015 8:27

just go without the condom... makes everything so much more exciting.... first time sex... and then wait if ure period still comes ore not... enjoy!

ShyVi 18

Sunday 22 November 2015 17:01

I'm sure OP doesn't want to ensure that she gets pregnant just yet. It's kind of the point of condoms.

CAPGator15 10

Sunday 22 November 2015 8:35

Hey OP tell you boyfriend to buy a birthday card when he buys condoms. People won't judge him as much. Or just buy them off Amazon.

TweetAnne 13

Sunday 22 November 2015 8:38

With that mentality I bet he thinks that if you're on top there is no way you'll get pregnant. Gravity and all that physics stuff you know.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 22 November 2015 8:39

Oh that's nothing. My uncle was embarrassed to buy just condoms on his wedding night, so he grabbed a random item off the shelf to buy with them. That random item happened to be a bottle of Vaseline. :D But anyway OP, I hope you didn't actually go through with it if he wasn't going to use some (legitimate) form of protection. It's worth it to save your virginity for when you're both prepared.