Oh come on guys don't be shitheads. *puts shades back on*

Except when Imodium constipates you, because you're not supposed to take it on a regular basis like that, unless you're under doctor's orders.

Now you know how your body reacts to modern life's greatest serial killer: stress. I suspect you don't have a clue as to where to start a new carreer. Pleo, it's your cue I'm out of ideas.

I bet all those ruined marriages are coming back at you.

Alright, no one gets the shades. *throws shades off a bridge*

*Finds shades in river* B-)

OP, maybe you could talk to a doctor of some kind who could prescribe you something for anxiety. Or, if that isn't your thing, take up meditating or something along those lines.i have anxiety and panic attacks, which sometimes cause an upset stomach, but at the times when taking a relaxing medication isn't feasible (like, at work) I learned breathing exercise that do wonders for me! Good luck; anxiety is a bitch!

Dismantles shades, teleports to middle earth, and hands the shades to Frodo with instructions to throw them into Mt. Doom.

i dont feel like wearing these anymore *removes shades*