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By screwed - 10/02/2013 10:41 - United States

Today, I finally figured out why I've been getting diarrhea so often over the past six months. It only happens whenever I do something "sneaky". My body reacts strongly to how I stress over potentially getting caught. I'm a private investigator, and I apparently need a new career. FML
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FMLJFL 5

Damn, that is some bad luck. But can't you train yourself to pass obstacles like this?

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jarrettd 27

Pulls a golum and jumps in after the shades after biting frodo's finger off.

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spazz666 18

This isn't Facebook. We don't have likes here.

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ravingroadkill 11

You're a private investigator? Sounds like you need to investigate your own privates...

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roblaycle 3

Quit being a little bitch.

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EvilUndead 9

You don't need a new career, you need to learn how to stop being stressed.

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Lioness8197 18

If you like a comment you thumbs it up. Sounds like a 'like'.

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Fmylab 8

If you've been stressing that hard for six months, you should have recognized the need for a new career without the stained underwear.

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danhello 2

You just need to find a way to stay calm when you're in situations like that. And then find a good stress reliever like exercising.

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