Intimacy: Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he...

By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 00:49 - United States

Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra for "humiliating" him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML

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hannahtaskey 9

Friday 12 August 2011 9:20

Horny old man...

borntoperform 14

Friday 12 August 2011 9:20

Bow chicka wow wow

Comments

likasumboooodi 0

Friday 12 August 2011 9:26

lol creepy! be careful he could be a rapist except you would probably kick his old ass if he attacked you

Just2BMe 5

Friday 12 August 2011 9:26

That's creepy as hell! Fire the old geezer! And Inform his employer about the harassment incidents. Maybe they can compensate for all the emotional stress that the old fart caused you. Just a thought.

amuck 0

Friday 12 August 2011 10:14

if he is setting the prices he is probably his own boss... not everyone is employed by somebody

amuck 0

Friday 12 August 2011 10:16

just a thought

Just2BMe 5

Friday 12 August 2011 10:59

Either way, OP can report the creeper to the authorities. That was my main point.

koe4 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 4:43

oh well im sure she can still press charges of some kind.

cmac86 23

Friday 12 August 2011 9:28

You can probably file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau. I'm not 100% up to date with the law, but I'd definitely ask the BBB about that. Oh, and get a new mechanic.

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Friday 12 August 2011 12:53

That is, IF the guy has a fully licensed and accredited business. There are a TON of shade tree mechanics who are well qualified that operate out of their own shop.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Friday 12 August 2011 9:28

Let him oil you up and use his tool on you.

Majstr 23

Friday 12 August 2011 9:31

Politely doasn't pay off.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Friday 12 August 2011 9:33

I'd definitely report him for that... FYL.

SwaggerJuice 0

Friday 12 August 2011 9:35

He's old enough to be your Grandpa -____-

haiu2323 10

Friday 12 August 2011 9:36

pedophile!

a_nutritionist 10

Friday 12 August 2011 14:29

naw look at you go...now you just need to learn the definitions of the words you use and youll be set for life.

haiu2323 10

Sunday 14 August 2011 10:21

given the age difference and she just turned 18...I don't see why I can't call him that...stop trolling around...other seem to be on the same page just not name calling like I do...