Intimacy: Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he...

By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 00:49 - United States

Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra for "humiliating" him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML

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By I'm_Not_Interested - 06/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Reno

Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML

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hannahtaskey 9

Friday 12 August 2011 9:20

Horny old man...

borntoperform 14

Friday 12 August 2011 9:20

Bow chicka wow wow

Comments

mooshyface26 0

Friday 12 August 2011 10:25

Disusting. >.

wsquah 4

Friday 12 August 2011 10:38

It's called Barter trade.

kingatowning 2

Friday 12 August 2011 10:43

Juliaalove..... Would know first hand?

kingatowning 2

Friday 12 August 2011 10:49

Juliaaalove... Would you know first hand? So you being told something probably means you've asked around because you may have partaken such activity. It's okay juiliaaalove.... We all have fetishes. If it makes you feel anyy better I have a fetish for large **** and the urge to motor-yacht(because they're huge) them.

catnip1997 0

Friday 12 August 2011 10:56

his shop is open for business for you? why isn't yours open?

SuperSukh 6

Friday 12 August 2011 11:00

O.o what a creeper

SuperSukh 6

Friday 12 August 2011 11:00

*sniffs the air* I smell a lawsuit...and, ew. My moms cooking.

wriptidez 0

Friday 12 August 2011 11:52

get. ur dad over there

jobsman99 0

Friday 12 August 2011 12:14

that is strange. I had a friend in college that gave blow jobs regularly to about 30 different guys and never paid for any car repair, plumbing, home repair or anything. i mowed her lawn. still do.