By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 00:49 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra for "humiliating" him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 712
You deserved it 3 426

Same thing different taste

Comments

milou_fml 6

He probably figured that since he gave you such a good deal on his parts so you should return the favor.. it's slim pickings for a 60 year old mechanic!

WOLFEYES72 2

Sounds like pedobear is on the loose.

Get a hammer and break his stick shift.

but if he was younger you would have slept with him right? cause it seems like the age thing is your only problem... more like **** his life... should have at least gave him a show to at least get down to half price :)

The age thing also seems like a very big problem to me. But it could be the start of a classic ****.

diamond_d_ 6

you are now 18 and should realize that people are not nice to you just because. they are nice to you because you have something they want or there is something you can do for them. Besides with the money you could have saved you got wasted and drank 60 yr old mechanic into a i could have done worse. welcome to reality. wake up this is the real world and it has a slogan... ass gas or cash. nothing is free. sorry if you are offended but hopefully you will question someones motives when they are trying to help you. and be cautious when some one you barely knows starts saying we. its a con to get you think they are on your side trying to help as if they are in the same situation as you are and by helping you their problems are solve too

hairguitarhero 5

Wow. If OP is anything like me, after the third line I decided it was too much to read. But I'm sure there was a nice message in there. Good day!

kevineleven21 0

you should tell the police that he's a sex offender

Maybe you could have gotten away with "I'll think about it" or "We'll see"?

AmazingAngelina5 5
samicna 4

report him to the better business bureau!