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Get a hammer and break his stick shift.
but if he was younger you would have slept with him right? cause it seems like the age thing is your only problem... more like **** his life... should have at least gave him a show to at least get down to half price :)
The age thing also seems like a very big problem to me. But it could be the start of a classic ****.
you are now 18 and should realize that people are not nice to you just because. they are nice to you because you have something they want or there is something you can do for them. Besides with the money you could have saved you got wasted and drank 60 yr old mechanic into a i could have done worse. welcome to reality. wake up this is the real world and it has a slogan... ass gas or cash. nothing is free. sorry if you are offended but hopefully you will question someones motives when they are trying to help you. and be cautious when some one you barely knows starts saying we. its a con to get you think they are on your side trying to help as if they are in the same situation as you are and by helping you their problems are solve too
wow your a prostitute are'nt you
Maybe you could have gotten away with "I'll think about it" or "We'll see"?
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Horny old man...
Bow chicka wow wow