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By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in first period to give it to my professor. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML

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Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 09:04 - Australia

Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML

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By Sleuth - 02/09/2018 13:00

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By tirf - 09/02/2015 22:58

Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2012 16:05 - France

Today, my teacher told me that she couldn't find my hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw my essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable. FML

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By Anomaly - 03/03/2015 02:43 - United States - Trenton

Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 00:59 - United States

Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "That was a gift." FML

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Friday 6 November 2009 2:29

Complain to the school You failbecausez she's uncoordinated? Not right

ico2 2

Friday 6 November 2009 2:29

tell her to give you a hundred or you'll report her for vandalism

Comments

blastvortex 3

Friday 6 November 2009 15:47

This is bull. Even if it was true, all you should need to do is complain to the dean - it might not fix your grade totally, but at least she'll get reprimanded for it (which, ironically, would probably be what she was precisely trying to avoid). That said, I don't believe this story's "ending" for even a second.

cmac86 23

Friday 6 November 2009 15:49

who the hell suggested suing for a better grade? maybe if you have a school court, but taking it to real court? come on! those people are what's with America!

Raiderwrstler65 0

Friday 6 November 2009 16:53

sounds like Someone needs to try harder in school.

jenniferyoung120 0

Friday 6 November 2009 20:08

who would think that you deserved this one.... that totally sucks

42billybob 5

Friday 6 November 2009 20:51

Argue if that doesn't work, tell the principle if THAT doesn't work, tell your parents... teachers hate when they get yelled at by angry parents.

YDI_4_breathing 0

Friday 6 November 2009 22:59

YDI for scaring your art teacher

saucey12 1

Friday 6 November 2009 23:54

That's ****** up.. she should give u a 100 it's her fault

totalbadass 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 1:03

Fake. Any teacher that isn't insane wouldn't do that if it's clearly her fault. Also, you could just say you added the coffee stain to make it more artistic.