Work: Today, I finally finished painting a house that took me 3 weeks...

By Anonymous - 02/08/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I finally finished painting a house that took me 3 weeks to complete at 10 hours a day, including weekends, due to my dedication to perfection. When I went to meet with the homeowner for pay day, which was supposed to be $2000, he gave me $200, 5 tacos and then told me to "get the f*** off my lawn." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 12:06 - Netherlands

Today, after spending two weeks renovating my room and $1000 on paint and a new floor, my landlord told me that he's sold the house. Also, he was kind enough to inform me that unless I paint the walls back to white, I won't be getting my $500 deposit back. FML

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By Llaurin - 24/01/2011 14:43 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML

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By hackling fellow - 10/03/2011 13:17

Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML

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By canabana - 11/04/2009 08:42 - Canada

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to close a simple $400 deal with a homeowner. He spent 3 hours telling me about his life story including his marital problems, his philosophical views of the world, AND he read me 20 pages of haiku poems. Only 3 hours later did he tell me he couldn't accept my deal. FML

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Mike1313 0

Monday 2 August 2010 12:09

throw the tacos at the wall u painted and ask for the money ur supposed to get!

maskedman 9

Monday 2 August 2010 12:39

I can't wait to see this on Judge Judy.

Comments

Phillyvinilli 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 14:59

Tell him to pay you the rest or you will never stop hassling him. Dont do anything that can get you arrested just do stuff that will drive him nuts. If that doesnt work then throw dog shit at his house every day till he pays

SurferMannie 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 2:45

Drive by at night and splash paint remover all over his cars and house!

oakley89 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 12:50

go round when it's dark n paint a massive **** on his wall

hrtstealer 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 3:00

written contract ... lien ... you win if you didn't break his windows and piss on their lawn

haloreach 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 8:37

what kind of an fml is this u got 5 tacos man 5 TACOS

paleknight47 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 21:36

Sue him then you dumbass!!! kick that asshole in the balls and tell him to fork it over

itrey 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 0:46

sue his motherfucking ass!¡

irmike 0

Monday 30 August 2010 5:37

the hell with that go get your money bro that old loser owes you cash

osirisfrost 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 8:03

tacos rule

el_muerte 2

Wednesday 8 September 2010 5:12

This is what's wrong with the world today... someone rips you off and instead of dealing with it and getting your money, you come and moan on the Internet about how rough your life is. Tell the bastard to give you your money; if he doesn't, do something to his house that'll have him posting on fmylife.