Work: Today, I finally finished painting a house that took me 3 weeks...

By Anonymous - 02/08/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I finally finished painting a house that took me 3 weeks to complete at 10 hours a day, including weekends, due to my dedication to perfection. When I went to meet with the homeowner for pay day, which was supposed to be $2000, he gave me $200, 5 tacos and then told me to "get the f*** off my lawn." FML

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Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 12:06 - Netherlands

Today, after spending two weeks renovating my room and $1000 on paint and a new floor, my landlord told me that he's sold the house. Also, he was kind enough to inform me that unless I paint the walls back to white, I won't be getting my $500 deposit back. FML

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By xerrika - 03/06/2014 11:56 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I finally finished a drawing that someone had asked and said they would pay me for. I worked on it for multiple hours and was very proud of it. When it came to discussing payment, I asked what his best offer was. A pack of cigarettes. FML

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By LittleArtist - 18/02/2014 01:01 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML

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By Llaurin - 24/01/2011 14:43 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML

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By hackling fellow - 10/03/2011 13:17

Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML

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By canabana - 11/04/2009 08:42 - Canada

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to close a simple $400 deal with a homeowner. He spent 3 hours telling me about his life story including his marital problems, his philosophical views of the world, AND he read me 20 pages of haiku poems. Only 3 hours later did he tell me he couldn't accept my deal. FML

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Mike1313 0

Monday 2 August 2010 12:09

throw the tacos at the wall u painted and ask for the money ur supposed to get!

maskedman 9

Monday 2 August 2010 12:39

I can't wait to see this on Judge Judy.

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danowa 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 4:35

dude, sue his ass or deport him or say he's got weed

PantherB 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:00

rude

crasher41 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:06

YDI for being a ****** pussy. How can you let someone do that to you and just take? I'd be throwing bricks threw windows if someone tried that shit on me.

MoNercy 10

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:50

I agree with #164. I'd wait until the cover of darkness before metaphorically raping the house. Also, use written contracts in the future.

monkeysgoooh 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:31

were you painting the white house?

raininsnow 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:43

srsly... house painter??? see if you got a good education this wouldn't have happened. :)

couuurtneeey 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:52

ydi for not having a contract

x3molover 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 5:54

I smell a lawsuit coming on.. Sue the bitch and get the extra 18 hundred! >:O

ugotdance 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 6:22

u can sue saying you didn't get what you were promised.

hedgehogs 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 6:24

This man has almost certainly committed at least one crime. You need a lawyer to help you with this. Your county's Legal Aid Office is the first place you call if you can't afford one. If you're not eligible for their services, they will point you to someone who is. Please don't let this pass. He'll just keep on doing this to others.