By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
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MyNameIsBruce 0

Turns out the wind doesn't like smoking either

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Cathos 3

...... how did it get into your pants??? do you wear clown pants???

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Negrodamus666 0

you shouldn't have thrown you butt out the window... dick!

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hollylollyxoxo 0

yes smoking is bad.. but what were you thinking, throwing your cigg out the window?! it's one thing to screw with your own body, but don't screw up the rest of ours by throwing your trash out the window! people like you piss me off

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rattusrattus 18

Stub it in the ashtray, then bin. YDI. However, good luck on the whole quitting thing.

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docscientist 9

**** you for trying to throw a still burning cigarette out the window.

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LukeNukem_fml 3

HAHA! unlucky man.

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purple_sarah88 0

Wow you have a "relationship" with "tabacco"? Sound like that's the only relationship in your life saddo...

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jester613 2

Perhaps you shouldn't throw your still lit cigarette butts outside to start fires or be litter you dirty bastard.

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