Kids: Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my...

By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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Tuesday 10 May 2011 9:08

He's probably bored since PSN is still down :P

dreamering 16

Tuesday 10 May 2011 9:11

What’s up with these people that pissing and ******** all over the place? Every day there is an FML about people who don’t know what a toilet, or bathroom, or shitroom or whatever you want to call it is about. Few days ago someone even pissed on a roller coaster.

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mrahhhhh 21

Tuesday 10 May 2011 9:17

I'd be pissed.

Henry2 5

Tuesday 10 May 2011 10:35

haha i get it

Jesus_Christ69 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 13:14

was supposed to be a pun?

15thPrestige 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 9:20

You raised a douchebag.

Kendrax0x 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 10:01

agreed!

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 9:22

Guess he was right, I'm laughing!

PSQ91 6

Tuesday 10 May 2011 9:23

Hard to believe he'd be so immature being 16 years old.

Zathklaz 4

Tuesday 10 May 2011 12:37

i have a cousin like that and he's 18..

mrd10 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 3:52

not at all

Livinia 11

Tuesday 10 May 2011 9:24

Your son is seriously an idiot. An 8 year old would know not to do that.

SteelCladAngel 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 11:50

a five year old should know not to so that lol

Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 10 May 2011 9:26

Is your baby okay? I'm not sure, as I've never owned one, but I feel that urine in a humidifier would cause some health problems for someone with a still developing immunity system...

Kilroy15 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 12:18

those are some fancy words you be sayin' boy.

Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 10 May 2011 12:24

Ummm.... Thank you?

slimjim8094 12

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:12

Urine is sterile, unless you have bigger problems

tstanbury 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:49

hilarious and genius..

CSRozell 4

Tuesday 10 May 2011 17:17

lmao this is better than the fml I've never Owned one

deathtrap 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 21:23

urine is only sterile while it is in the bladder. it is no longer sterile after it's been released into a humidifier and then dispersed nip the air.......