Kids: Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my...

By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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KILLA_KALI_KUSHh 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 9:08

He's probably bored since PSN is still down :P

dreamering 16

Tuesday 10 May 2011 9:11

What’s up with these people that pissing and ******** all over the place? Every day there is an FML about people who don’t know what a toilet, or bathroom, or shitroom or whatever you want to call it is about. Few days ago someone even pissed on a roller coaster.

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MarlaSurette1 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 12:20

make him sit right next to the humidifier as it humidifies!!

GummiiGumm 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 12:22

Ooo I would definitely kick his ass.... I have 3 small kids & they know better

vbmg152 18

Tuesday 10 May 2011 12:45

I'll say it again, You raised him!!

kingnothing607 3

Tuesday 10 May 2011 14:15

Just because they raised him doesnt mean anything. There comes a point where children develop a mind of their own, think on their own and they are influenced by (probably more so than by their parents, at least at this age) friends and other kids at school, things on tv, etc...so saying "you raised him" like its the parents fault is just plain ignorant.

musika590 1

Tuesday 10 May 2011 12:57

I feel so sad for the baby. This could make it VERY SICK. your son needs some serious therapy if he thinks harming his sibling like that is funny. Until he gets his act together I would find him somewhere to stay out of the house as protection for your infant child. What a disgusting boy.

BBBBOOOOYYYU 3

Tuesday 10 May 2011 13:15

he was right

Jojo1978 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 13:20

:O you raised that! What a filthy disgusting pig!

Troll_Doll 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 13:21

Well if you're Catholic...it's not too late to buy him "You're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the *front* of you". The *back* version clearly worked for that one little boy, he's still diapers and he's around 12 now!

Twilix01 4

Tuesday 10 May 2011 13:24

And thus, why I have no faith in humanity. Common sense is just not very common anymore. The should call it "Rare sense," or something.

alexFYL 11

Tuesday 10 May 2011 13:26

You mean... you don't change the humidifier water each day? That's disgusting in itself... that stuff will mold and get nasty if you don't change it.

SydsTheBoss 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 15:06

he could have been peeing in it everyday after the water was changed, and if it runs through the filter and stuff then the odor stays. I have never in my life seen water in a humidifier get moldy and I use one for my daughter every winter. Build up on the heating element maybe, but never mold.