Kids: Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my...

By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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Tuesday 10 May 2011 9:08

He's probably bored since PSN is still down :P

dreamering 16

Tuesday 10 May 2011 9:11

What’s up with these people that pissing and ******** all over the place? Every day there is an FML about people who don’t know what a toilet, or bathroom, or shitroom or whatever you want to call it is about. Few days ago someone even pissed on a roller coaster.

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tbrizzy 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 14:10

you should put a diaper on him

kalbrek009 20

Tuesday 10 May 2011 14:39

it's time to either beat that boy within an inch of his life or get him some serious counseling or freak him out by making him pee his bed with the ol hand in warm water while sleeping trick.. you could also jokingly tell him you've called the cops & they're coming to get him for attempted murder of the infant..that'll fix his wagon! lol :)

jorankay411 6

Tuesday 10 May 2011 15:21

Your son is a little shit... No offense... But that is TERRIBLE!!!!!!!

julie3841 11

Tuesday 10 May 2011 15:32

Real funny. If someone pissed in my baby's humidifier, they'd get more than just an earful from me. Then they'd be buying a new humidifier.

thewife5 19

Tuesday 10 May 2011 15:52

I can't believe a 16 year old would do that! maybe he's feeling neglected.. :/

Drackolee 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:01

Beat that ass!!

Marie_san 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:12

OMG what is that? the 16 year old tantrum? or is he jealous of the baby??... how nasty he is!! at that age he should respect the baby and he should be aware of the many bacterias that "his joke" might cause the baby!!!...