By AwkwardFireFly - 09/11/2015 04:31 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I finally got a good seat on a plane. I don't know what the man next to me had eaten, but I was trapped for two hours next to him as he let out silent, deadly egg farts the entire trip. There was nowhere to escape. FML
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AwkwardFireFly 4

OP here! Just had to clarify - the seat was a free upgrade due to problems with the previous flight I was supposed to get. Comfortable roomy upgrade. I feel bad if it was a medical issue and did my best not to let it show on my face - however that was not a fun smell for two hours :(

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Top comments

thawny_fml 21

That's like a whole new level of terrorism.

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UhHuhHoney 20

People seriously need to learn when and where to release their internal gassy juices. FYL op, FYL because egg farts are the worst.

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Publikwerks 14

You and I have a far different definition of what constitutes a "Good Seat"

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buckdharma 36

Maybe he ate some lizard eggs from a lizard who ate some eggs.

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O0hdear 21

it always amazes me when people post stories like this and somehow some people still think they deserve it.

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writergirl1029 17

I have IBS and I get gas like that even if I haven't eaten anything unusual. It was probably even more unpleasant for him because he would have had the added factor of embarrassment.

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writerchic85 25

I would have asked him to stop. That's so rude. He could have at least tried to hold them or apologized.

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