Transportation: Today, I finally got a good seat on a plane. I don't know what... - FML

By AwkwardFireFly - 09/11/2015 04:31 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I finally got a good seat on a plane. I don't know what the man next to me had eaten, but I was trapped for two hours next to him as he let out silent, deadly egg farts the entire trip. There was nowhere to escape. FML

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AwkwardFireFly 4

Monday 9 November 2015 21:27

OP here! Just had to clarify - the seat was a free upgrade due to problems with the previous flight I was supposed to get. Comfortable roomy upgrade. I feel bad if it was a medical issue and did my best not to let it show on my face - however that was not a fun smell for two hours :(

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thawny_fml 21

Monday 9 November 2015 18:18

That's like a whole new level of terrorism.

UhHuhHoney 20

Monday 9 November 2015 18:15

People seriously need to learn when and where to release their internal gassy juices. FYL op, FYL because egg farts are the worst.

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Blah123459876 3

Wednesday 11 November 2015 8:52

ya that sucks op people think when the seatbelt light turns off the fart festival begins

USSRNAME 11

Thursday 12 November 2015 21:01

Ha ha! I get you OP, my grandad takes this medicine which the side effects are a whole bunch of farting. When we went on holiday with him he was farting, and when we visit him he quite frequently lets out a large amount of farts!

mr_dour 16

Tuesday 17 November 2015 14:14

typical Air Canada, huh!

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