Love: Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that...

By e.middlechild - 13/06/2009 12:15 - United States

Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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By hoppgrasser - 12/11/2016 15:17 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML

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The ex from hell

By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML

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weinerdog 2

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:21

She left you stranded there?! If she did she's an ass, and you're better off without her.

dacho 7

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

I'm not sure if this FML is about losing a potential GF or losing a ride home :D

Comments

effmyyliifee 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 22:54

hahahaa that sucks man ride of shame

IambecomeRAWR 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 22:59

Why's everyone being so bitchy about the girl? She just bumped into her ex and that rekindled her feelings for him, that's not her fault. It sucks for the guy, but you can't blame anyone.

badabing94 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:13

YDI for not driving her

HteaXtrainC 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:14

Never ask a girl who just got out of a relationship on a date. I mean, your position sucks, but you asked for it.

runescapescool 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:32

that sucks

vent_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:43

Wow, you've managed to use proceeded in the wrong context and with the wrong spelling.

blankslate 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:44

I love how many comments were left about the word 'proceed'.

emyle11 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:51

That was ****** up of her to do. Good riddance.

NigNogIke 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:55

kill them

emyle11 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:00

I don't understand what the big deal is over "proceeded." He may have spelled it wrong (and it does sound a bit awkward because of "they"), but it actually is grammatically acceptable to say "then proceeded." Or do you guys just find it annoying?