By LondonKitsch - 26/06/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML
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Mandy_fml 0

Haha, that's hilarious! Sucks to be you.

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nightswimmer 0

oooh that sucks, you shoulda said to him "it was you"

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CassT 0

Urbandictionary.com, man. Works wonders. I feel honoured to be playing a small but simple part in disrupting the innocence of your mind.

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abdur 0

I for one completely agree with you! FYL indeed :P

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sixroses 0

haha def. had to look that one up too. Kinda wish I hadn't...

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basketballbabee 0

haha urbandictionary.com is beast. but yeah i know what it is, rather wish i didnt. thank god its never happened to me though! :)

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kaz11126 0

dont worry, i had no idea what it was either.....

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fmlcrycrycryfml 0

queef=when air comes out of a woman's ****** sounding like a fart

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bebekinza 5

yakno when the vag lets out hair and it "farts"?

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camobabe20 2

#12 it means a ****** fart basically, very gross. Should only have the possibility of queefing after certain sex positions. Aka her ****** is very loose! FYL

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#242 You're an idiot, stop spewing nonsense.

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softbonez 0

That. Is. Hilarious. Sorry.

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crazyjack 0

Do not 'greet' people, just say hello! Or you could just bend yout body into a 'HI!' form -.-

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mexicansweetie48 0

hahaha. wow sucks for you. next time trying saying "hi". fyl.

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JTGolant 0

it's nice to see someone that isn't a complete ******* imbecile on here, thank you #117

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Mancake 0

i was thinking exact the same thing

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

@117 ****?

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wafflemen 2

a fuking ****** fart

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thelonelylurker 0

I would be impressed! Hahaha, good job.

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suckitsucker 0

Way to go, Queen LaQueef-a.

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eastgirl16 0

Holy shizz balls, that made me laugh so hard hahaha

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ShenziSixaxis 0

Ha ha, nice one! XD

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brian9510 0

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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pleasetryagain 0

Anyone who won't date you because your ****** works like a ****** is a douche, and you should get over it too. People who get upset over bodily functions are way too uptight.

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gsfgf 0

We live in a world of equality. If men aren't allowed to fart in front of a woman until after consummation, shouldn't the same extend to the wimmens?

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tiffany_lynne 0

Unfortunately, it just doesn't work that way... you can't hold in a queef, and you have no feeling of when it's going to happen (unlike a fart). I'm sorry that happened to you. The most embarrassing moment of my life happened to involve a queef too...

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imkendra 0

That's right. queefs cannot be held in or detected in advance. I know of some women who can force them out on purpose using their vaginal muscles to trap in air and release it, but that's about it. The ****** has no nerve endings the further up you go, which is why a tampon can't be felt once it's inserted. And as such, if there's an air bubble there, you have no way of knowing it. So it's different from passing a regular fart, as you typically have mucho warning for those, and control (most of the time). The queef is just one more thing your ****** likes to do to make your love life awkward.

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lovely997 0

lol this brings me back to the south park episode about queefs, haha =]good point though

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lovely997 0

don't queefs and farts kinda sound the same though, i mean for the most part right

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suckitsucker 0

oh yeah, and for those who don't know, a queef is a vag fart

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