By Anonymous - 02/10/2012 19:39 - United States - Richland

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML
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NigerianMedicine 11

I'm not surprised. What better way to get rid of the spawn of the devil than to use it as toilet paper? (Aside from getting it stuck in the anus)

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jmcr 27

How the hell did it get in there in the first place? ...do i really want to know that?

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Unknownwords 0

they took phone sex to a whole nother level lmao

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bandaidmonster 4

I'm sure that's going to void his warranty...

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ANTLink19 4

Not if they didn't have diarrhea. No LDI on the outside to show tampering .

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bearkat420 3

Did you at least get to keep it?

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luckshotpro 12

I'll bet someone told the owner of the phone, "you can take your iPhone and shove it up your ass." The rest, as they say, is history.

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