By Anonymous - 02/10/2012 19:39 - United States - Richland

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML
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Same thing different taste

Comments

Did you tell him he was holding it wrong?

jayhawkchik 4

Did he " fall" on it? It's amazing how many people " fall" on objects that end up there!

How the hell do you get a iPhone in a rectum??

jayhawkchik 4

Wife: if you keep texting at the dinner table, I'm gonna shove that phone up your ass! Husband: lemme just finish this tex....ouch!

SuperAsianSwag 0

That's a stinky situation....

sugarglitterkiss 4

He's getting a little too excited about online ****...

sylar88_fml 1

Would be funny to call that iPhone, imagine the nurses reaction when they hear quacking from the patients butt With the duck ring tone LOL