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By sadface - 18/08/2011 00:23 - Canada

Today, I finally got over the knee injury that has been holding back my military application for 6 months. They sent me to the optometrist, who said my eyes were too bad for service. FML

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Today, after passing various interviews and tests, I was given a great job pending a pre-employment medical test. Now I'm jobless and colorblind. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 02:01 - Australia - Drummoyne

Today, I went for my first eye test ever. Turns out I have astigmatism and need glasses. This is already on top of me already having a hearing aid, having hypertension of my joints, autism, and endometriosis. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 17:01

Today, it's my ninth day off work. I should have been back 4 days ago, but whilst resting a swollen knee at home, I got a hair stuck in my eye so badly that I had to go to A&E at 4 a.m. to get it taken out. Now work won't let me come back until the resulting conjunctivitis clears up. FML

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By dangeronpa - 14/06/2019 02:32

Today, I broke my glasses. My eyesight is horrible, I can’t see things that aren’t super close to my face. I'm supposed to drive to another state tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to the eye doctor. He tells me that I've developed a severe allergy to contact lenses and must stop wearing them immediately. It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't just visited him a week earlier, paid for a new prescription and ordered a year's worth of brand new lenses. FML

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By Strainer - 23/05/2015 04:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 04:00

Today, I attended my wife's cousins wedding. While trying to help struggling teens with fireworks, I got shot in the eye by a commercial-grade firework. I spent the rest of the night in the ER, then headed to see the eye doctor. I have about 75% of loss of vision. Hopefully it's not permanent. FML

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By l0stnwundrland - 24/01/2011 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every time I wear my glasses I become nauseous, get migraines, and have that "fish-eye view" where everything is rounded. Turns out they placed my lenses on the wrong sides. FML

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By comedybreak - 30/10/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, my doctor told me that the reason I'm losing my eyesight is because I'm straining my eyes, and that the best thing for me to do is to limit my time in front of computers. I spent years in college to get my current job which involves sitting in front of computers. FML

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Thursday 18 August 2011 8:46

I think this is fate.. Hey but at least you were willing to fight for your country! That itself is amazingly honorable :)

morganrules123 10

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:40

At least you know that you need glasses now

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LiL_Dub 2

Thursday 18 August 2011 10:48

They let u in w/contacts so I'm guessing ur vision is REALLY bad. Sucks man!

muchagente 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 10:57

too bad. can't you go somewhere where it's legal to kill civilians on your own instead? texas, perhaps?

Wynthos 2

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:13

That's fantastic news. Now you can get a job that doesn't involve getting blown up in a country you can't spell.

crashm225 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:37

Lucky mofo you have know idea that you being in the army ok

anencephalic 14

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:41

Lucky!

zinjiitsdanaa 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:46

Contacts? Yeah?

spaboolly 26

Thursday 18 August 2011 12:22

I'm sorry. There's nothing more soul-crushing than having your dreams taken away from you by something you can't control. I'm trying to make the physical requirements to join the military. I've already been turned down by one branch. It sucks, but in the military it has to be that way.

zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 12:23

So wait, you wanted to join the candian military? They actually have armed forces that don't ride around on horses?

reddawn85 8

Thursday 18 August 2011 12:39

Also Djeepee, have you ever been to Iraq or Afghanistan? Well I have, and we spent more time rebuilding villages and helping people than we did killing anything. Get your facts straight. Again, just sayin.

ReynshineCutting 10

Thursday 18 August 2011 16:18

She gives the impression of being a feminist hippy based on other comments I've seen of hers. Some of her comments are just literally insane. Thank you for your service! She may be ignorant but I appreciate what our soldiers do.