Intimacy: Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took... - FML

By stillkindahorny - 13/09/2011 05:51 - United States

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Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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Time waster

By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML

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By stillhorny - 11/08/2021 10:01

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Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

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Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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Bad sex

By izzie - 09/05/2010 14:15 - Canada

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Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

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Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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Anticlimax

By Deidle-dee - 26/10/2010 16:37 - United States

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Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2018 03:30

Today, I had sex with a guy I'd had a crush on for a long time. When I asked if he was having trouble putting it in, he answered that he was fully in. FML

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Quickie

By tina - 22/11/2019 20:00

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Today, I finally had sex with my new boyfriend, well… penetration anyway. Turns out, he has premature ejaculation, and no idea how bad at sex he is. He actually thought he did a good job by lasting 20 seconds. He was done after 4 thrusts and was somehow confused. I didn't orgasm either. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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Sabraynay 10

Tuesday 13 September 2011 11:45

He was probably making sure the condom was on properly. Better to be safe than sorry!

leadman1989 15

Tuesday 13 September 2011 11:47

In the defense of stupid men everywhere... They can be pretty slippery.

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fledrocknrolla 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:57

Well at least he was being safe

zyzy92 8

Wednesday 14 September 2011 6:33

condom?

FMLinCA 12

Wednesday 14 September 2011 6:56

idk if i should more sorry for you or him. lol.

ajfraser 3

Wednesday 14 September 2011 8:28

Ever heard of double bagging it?

ohmandapants 16

Wednesday 14 September 2011 16:35

Maybe he was just extremely nervous, don't be such a bitch.

Raheemdplayer 7

Wednesday 14 September 2011 16:50

If he's a virgin cut him slack, if he's not.... probably best to talk to him? Maybe tell him to close his eyes and think of an ugly person? lmao jokes

robberry 11

Wednesday 14 September 2011 21:13

Give him a second chance; if it sucks the second time, he's bad, not just nervous.

ItsNotMeISwear 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 7:36

next time, tell him to jerk it before he comes over

Yzarine 1

Thursday 15 September 2011 14:16

If you still want him go get a few drinks and have more than just one round...

itsaseceret 5

Friday 16 September 2011 1:34

maybe his penis was just "so" big & it took a little longer to put on than others.(:

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