By stillkindahorny - 13/09/2011 05:51 - United States

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Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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Sabraynay 10

He was probably making sure the condom was on properly. Better to be safe than sorry!

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leadman1989 15

In the defense of stupid men everywhere... They can be pretty slippery.

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nightops 8

Maybe if you waited until marriage you wouldn't have to worry about that stuff. YDI

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eleutheros 3

*facepalm* As if the situation would have been different with a ****** ring on their fingers....

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justanotherhuman 21

...well to be fair, we don't know what kind of resistance buffs this ring we're addressing has on it.

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ZeroMachine 3

Yes, because getting married solves all sex-related problems, ever.

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SyWolf 2

Well, I have the opposite problem. Because of some medications I take to keep me from killing myself I can't finish. It sound like it would be cool but I always end up with the other person thinking they did something wrong and me with a serious case of blue balls.

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skinflint 6

give him 5 chances. if he's still popping early he's hopeless. I had plenty of experience but popped early the first time I had sex with someone I was in love with. I married her.

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CaineghisMord 2

At least he wore a condom. Look at the postives!! He believes safe sex is a quick way to a healthy releationship.

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JRokka850 6

You put it on with your mouth for him

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xJChristine 16

He just really likes you and thinks you're really pretty :) it would be worse if he couldn't get it up

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