By stillkindahorny - 13/09/2011 05:51 - United States

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Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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Sabraynay 10

He was probably making sure the condom was on properly. Better to be safe than sorry!

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leadman1989 15

In the defense of stupid men everywhere... They can be pretty slippery.

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NPN_Scorpio 16

...and the way humans are wired makes it a smart move to get the woman off at least once *before penetration.

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justanotherhuman 21

^ pro; grossly undervalued post. More people should be aware of the anatomical aspects of sex before engaging- understanding goes a long way towards being capable in bed.

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JustDannyG 0

Be nice lady, maybe it was his first time. No ones born a pornstar

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mfelax9556 8

i dont get this... its not that hard to put a condom on...

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justanotherhuman 21

I love honesty, and being bold in statements. Thanks for the lol- seems like you've got the 'being open' part down, so now all that's left is what was as with OP's bf: practice makes perfect! GL!

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KOKID760 0

Well Didn't you hear it was a race and you lost lol

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life2007 0

If he isn't a virgin what an idiot. I have never been with a guy that couldn't last a minimum of 10 mins. My friend has captain 45 seconds she timed him.

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cinderella10383 6

Man totally off subject but that pic looks so gross I hope you are better now!! At first I thought it was 4 different pics of STD's

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Lexiluvsyou 3

Haha thats so funny!

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