By stillkindahorny - 13/09/2011 05:51 - United States

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Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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Sabraynay 10

He was probably making sure the condom was on properly. Better to be safe than sorry!

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leadman1989 15

In the defense of stupid men everywhere... They can be pretty slippery.

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Mourningstar 4

Lame but it happens when your young, make him eat you out and when your done he'll be ready again and should last longer.....if not then he's a newbie

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Never_tell_1999 0

Wow - didn't know my ex had started dating again.

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flakester 0

Im tired of seeing this fml, that kind of stuff happens all the time. Especially if its a "first time" kind of situation.

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Joeproof1994 0

Omg thats terrible. I feel bad for you

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ambs12345 0

It was prob his first time cut him some slack!

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JasonEP 3

Jesus Christ people. It was the dudes first time. That's perfectly normal. He'll just get used to it. Like EVERYONE else.

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lulzmylife 4

How do you know it was his first time? The OP didn't say that. He might just be a really lousy lover. In which case she should dump his ass.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Hey, it can be tricky to put a condom on. I know it seems simple when you're watching those Sex-Ed classes at school, but try it yourself and you'll soon discover that getting a condom on over a large banana or cucumber isn't easy.

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lulzmylife 4

Well, look at the silver lining: at least now you know he's not long-term relationship material!

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