By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

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Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
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LolFMLnot 10

You should give the guy some credit, at least he tried. First time is not always what you imagine it to be.

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deltoramastr 12

Look on the bright side. Your sex life can only improve :-)

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The_9th_Doctor 18

I think you chose the wrong person to loose your virginity to

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Ultimativefail 11

Now I'm scared to lose my virginity. I'm 15. It might be better.

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samiibabyy 8

when I lost my virginity, out hurt for like three days. it took my boyfriend and I four times for it top be pleasurable for both of us. just don't rush it. it will happen in time :) and when it does not is it amazing ;)

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jinx1995 12

LOL!! My first time didn't hurt at all. Lasted 20 minutes. Did it again like a few hours later and the next morning

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qpdoll 19

Sometimes there's pain because of an abnormally short ******, which is actually pretty common. There are things called dilators that can help fix this if you decide to have sex again.

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LadyAthena 20

I don't know why every girl thinks the first time is going to be so magical! It will hurt, you (probably) won't ******, and if he's a Virginia too it won't last long. Do none of you pay attention in sex Ed?

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