Intimacy: Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like...

By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By luckygirl - 13/10/2015 16:20 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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Absolute beginners

By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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LolFMLnot 10

Saturday 3 November 2012 5:19

You should give the guy some credit, at least he tried. First time is not always what you imagine it to be.

deltoramastr 12

Saturday 3 November 2012 5:19

Look on the bright side. Your sex life can only improve :-)

Comments

Dillyduzit 23

Monday 5 November 2012 4:11

I don't know why you're complaining about how long it lasted. I'd think that if it "hurt like hell", you'd want it to be over as quick as possible.

wwebabe 3

Tuesday 6 November 2012 0:41

i lost my vrginity to my boyfriend who was also a virgin, he has a 9 inch dick and lasted 40 mins, i couldnt walk straight for a week

ashe1004 7

Tuesday 26 March 2013 2:48

...Bragging?

hope_is_key1994 0

Wednesday 7 November 2012 0:30

The first time is the worst! It will get better thought

ryerey 1

Wednesday 7 November 2012 3:41

Woah woah woah! Sex DOES NOT have to hurt the first time. SEX POSITIVE PEOPLE! Educate yourselves! Check out Laci Green on youtube. She covers sexual debuts and how they can be made amazing!

Kaytlynn3241 0

Thursday 8 November 2012 0:16

How could it hurt how old are you havent u worn a tampon

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 8 November 2012 23:29

I'm sorry, but what the ****? I don't know which is more mind boggling, your lack of punctuation or your comparison of dicks to tampons.

emeraldmaz 9

Saturday 9 March 2013 11:17

... Are you trolling?

Kaytlynn3241 0

Thursday 8 November 2012 0:18

How does it hurt cuz we all know u 've probably experimented like everybody else

emeraldmaz 9

Saturday 9 March 2013 11:20

Are you still trolling?

kemnet 7

Thursday 8 November 2012 20:29

If it hurt like hell wouldnt u be glad it was over?

ErbodyLuvsDaLulz 4

Wednesday 21 November 2012 5:06

Actually, my first time was rather great, and we were both virgins. So, it's not always horrible the first time around. Besides, no one ever said you had to practice with someone else, if y'know what I mean.