By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

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Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
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LolFMLnot 10

You should give the guy some credit, at least he tried. First time is not always what you imagine it to be.

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deltoramastr 12

Look on the bright side. Your sex life can only improve :-)

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rureallyserious 2

Well thanks to this. I am glad I am still a virgin and plan to be for a while. I can't have kids or some disease if I want to really accomplish something.

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Colonel_Lexi 18

145-Tell me more about how pure and saintly you are. -_-

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Gee, how righteous art thou? Having a child is not an embarrassment or a burden, it's a gift and a responsibility. Fair enough if you want to live for yourself but don't go and judge people who have children. Besides, having a sex life doesn't necessarily imply getting pregnant or catching an STD. You just have to be careful and use birth control. Of course accidents can happen but if you're playing safe, the risk is really limited. By the way, STD's are not the only diseases you can catch, you're aware of that right?

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lashes_to_ashes 14

He's obviously not ready for sex. The virginity part is not unusual, but reusing the condom? Really?

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onorexveritas 23

typical first time. perhaps he could've been more considerate about how you felt though

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BriannaRWatson 13

Maybe you guys should've talked about it first? I mean, its not like its just the guys responsibility to make sure everything goes well. Anyway, the first time isn't always fun. Its more like learning to ride your bike, awkward and often times painful. Neither my husband nor myself were virgins but we did wait until we were married and let me tell you it was awkward. We laughed a lot and had fun. It can only go up from there Doll.

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dropdeadluverrr 9

First time always sucks. It's never romantic, just uncomfortable.

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BananerzFresh 12

The first time is never a comfortable experience. Exspecially when you are nervouse. But as for your boyfriend wanting to reuse the condom well...no comment.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Spare the embarrassment... Go straight to cuddling.

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jarockstar27 10

Dont let it that scare you OP. just chalk it up to first time experience, learn from it and then learn to loosen up and have fun with it:) my first was verbally abusive....

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