By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

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Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
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LolFMLnot 10

You should give the guy some credit, at least he tried. First time is not always what you imagine it to be.

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deltoramastr 12

Look on the bright side. Your sex life can only improve :-)

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sugoine 12

And the next 3 or 4 times are going to be really gnarly, too. Just remember, if the glove don't fit, you must aquit! Kudos on the safe sex, sweetheart!

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noisebox 1

Good thing he didn't mount an (ass)ault from the rear, it's on the horizon watch out!

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karen1991 15

Looks like it was his first time too

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Pensu 12

I'm sorry your sexual debut was such a disappointment. Next time, tell him to take it slow and make sure to use tons of lube!

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ohwhoaa95 6

It's not going to be a perfect fantasy OP.

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greatfirstdate 18

Yeah...sorry. No one ever tells us how much it hurts the first time...it was absolutely excruciating the first couple times, but after that it's awesome. But please, don't let him reuse the condom.

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BelicaBonssex 17

Honey, first time sucks most of the times.

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