By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
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LolFMLnot 10

You should give the guy some credit, at least he tried. First time is not always what you imagine it to be.

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deltoramastr 12

Look on the bright side. Your sex life can only improve :-)

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Enslaved 36

It's funny, looking back, the first time for me was somewhat painful but it was a good pain. Odd. Kudos on using a condom the very first time. Not many do. Now that you know he's up for round 2 maybe 3? Keep a few back ups. And take it slower. Maybe if you did, it wouldn't have hurt as much. :P

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perdix 29

If he turns the condom inside out, he'll be just fine. You? Not so much.

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Posthuman 26

If they do, he can have an amazing half birthday present :D

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JoeGrant 12

Reusing the same condom for a second round? Sounds to me like he's a true intellect.

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iceroyalty1984 14

Don't worry -- it took my boyfriend and I three times to lose our virginities properly (is that even a thing?) but yeah... Practice makes perfect and we both have very fulfilling sex lives nowadays. Also it's awesome that you were having safe sex! Way to go :-)

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samiibabyy 8

it took me four to get it where it didn't hurt and I enjoyed it. lol. so I get what you mean.

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conholio33 28

Sorry to hear that OP

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ICastillo 24

Op it's not the quantity of time of sex, its the quality of sex you had... Guys always being selfish and always finishing first at everything.

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Posthuman 26

"It's not the size mate...it's how you use it"

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ICastillo 24

"It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm"

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Posthuman 26

"Doesn't matter how much ammo you have if you don't know how to shoot that thing"

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ICastillo 24

"Don't have to hit bottom, just destroy the sides"

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chrstygrl06 10

It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.

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Posthuman 26

No, it's not the motion of the ocean It's the size of the thing Cause we can't get nowhere with the ******* water wings

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miyaviichan 27

122, I just figured you should know I'm adding that to my favorite quotes.

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Posthuman 26

It hurt because he got it in the wrong hole! Geeez, kids these days...

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aribari373 5

I know I'll get thumbs down but maybe you should keep your legs closes. Fyl but yd

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hermitknut 22

Yes, because all sex is evil and it doesn't matter what age she is (as we don't know), she shouldn't be having it. >.<

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