By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

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Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
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LolFMLnot 10

You should give the guy some credit, at least he tried. First time is not always what you imagine it to be.

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deltoramastr 12

Look on the bright side. Your sex life can only improve :-)

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jerry2011 4

See he is already trying to kick it up a notch, didn't he try to wash it and double your pleasure ?

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viper_dlh04 1

At least now you know your boyfriend's a minute man.

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furbyface711 9

Everyone's first time is a let down. We get all hyped up and than its doesn't meet expectations. How good can people really be their first time doing something?

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kalbrek009 20

This is why they say you never forget your 1st time...it will get better though...sorry your 1st wasn't the "magical" moment/turning point you might have imagined it to be

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mommyhutch 14

sounds like my first too, but I had the Simpsons on TV! made it so much more tolerable

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SpearD 4

It's usually like that the first time.

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neurodoc 1

Are you sure that he was up the right alley? ;) Juz teasing OP - my girl had the same issue. She is now my wife.

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LolSarcasm 14

My first time hurt like a bitch, and the guy only lasted like 20 seconds. Just keep trying, believe me, it will start to feel really good.

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