By lorrilanee - 20/11/2010 06:20 - Australia

Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML
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Rangant 7

you mean there's a different way?? I just can't keep up with all these new trends :S

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Draminicaus 0

There is such a thing as constructive criticism. Wait until a time when sex isn't on the brain and then start a conversation about things that do and don't turn each other on. In a very nice way, explain to him that kissing like the wacky-waving, inflatable, arm-flailing tube-man just doesn't do it for you and politely give him pointers. His ego might be hurt a little bit by it, so try to keep it as caring and considerate as possible. Keywords: NICELY, POLITELY, CONSIDERATE, PENGUIN

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knibbsy 4

Yeah, that's why geese fly south for the winter.

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docscientist 9

He...flicks around? Just reposition him southerly next time.

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fuggles 0

rofl I've yet to kiss my girlfriend its prob getting close to time

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heatherlorinxox 0

you don't always have to kiss on the first date. you can be 20 and still wait to kiss your gf/bf for the first time

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nowthenagain10 8

Do you purposely try to look like a **** in your picture?

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daleftw 0

Hey, I'll make out with you real good if your boyfriend just isn't cutting it. as long as you're over the age of 16. lolol

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stayc0103 0

^ lol she probably isn't and that's the problem in the first place!

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2gether4ever 0

just stop his tounge by sucking on it when you make out.

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goodlike_fml 0

did he fire his lezard? for the ppl who know what that mean

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iheartglasses 0

Um wow.. I thought most people had their first kisses during the first year(s) of high school. I dont favor kissing but I dont know how someone can continue to date a bad kisser lol

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randall_doak 4

Because not everyone is as shallow as you... Remember, talking to each other about issues can fix them in most cases, as opposed to just dumping some one because they aren't that good at kissing. You're retarded.

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