By lorrilanee - 20/11/2010 06:20 - Australia

Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML
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Rangant 7

you mean there's a different way?? I just can't keep up with all these new trends :S

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Draminicaus 0

There is such a thing as constructive criticism. Wait until a time when sex isn't on the brain and then start a conversation about things that do and don't turn each other on. In a very nice way, explain to him that kissing like the wacky-waving, inflatable, arm-flailing tube-man just doesn't do it for you and politely give him pointers. His ego might be hurt a little bit by it, so try to keep it as caring and considerate as possible. Keywords: NICELY, POLITELY, CONSIDERATE, PENGUIN

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savvy_suzy 0

Dump him. Life is too short to kiss lizards.

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sxm 13

right ******* onnnn. that's too amazing.

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ZavysWonderland 3

I know exactly how that is -_- it suckzz

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colombiancartel 0

I'll teach him,if he gets lost in my warp hole i do apolagize in advance.

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zodak 0

he likes to get freaky lol

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kitkatmiaow 21

bahahahahahaaaa!!! i went out with a guy who did that once... sadly he didn't get any better even though I tried to encourage him to alter his 'technique'! ): Good luck withthat one!!! (:

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