By lorrilanee - 20/11/2010 06:20 - Australia

Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML
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Rangant 7

you mean there's a different way?? I just can't keep up with all these new trends :S

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Draminicaus 0

There is such a thing as constructive criticism. Wait until a time when sex isn't on the brain and then start a conversation about things that do and don't turn each other on. In a very nice way, explain to him that kissing like the wacky-waving, inflatable, arm-flailing tube-man just doesn't do it for you and politely give him pointers. His ego might be hurt a little bit by it, so try to keep it as caring and considerate as possible. Keywords: NICELY, POLITELY, CONSIDERATE, PENGUIN

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TheWhiteBunny 3

Damn the Gieco gecko gets more action than me.

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ninjasaurous 0

Mouth *******. Duh! In and out, in and out.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

great 4 u, just use it downstairs.. gee

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mexipunker 0

I am the lizard king, I can do anything.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Oy. How old is he? And has he kissed anyone before he kissed you? If he hasn't, then it's not surprising. Some (okay, probably most) people just don't have a clue how to kiss "properly" (i.e., not all slobbery and lizard-like) if they've never kissed anyone before. Try teaching him how you like to be kissed. If you keep this to yourself and don't (gently) point out that his kissing skills are lacking, then he won't get better.

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808ALiSA808 0

Same went foa me! Im not used to it, its different da way my boifren does it from otha guys in da past, but I guess I can learn to love it

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dylanjackson130 0

euhhh my ex gf used to do that it turnes me off horribely

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bradlyl 0

Lizards don't move their tongues unless they are eating, drinking, or cleaning themselves. your thinking about a snake. Fail.

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nidawi 0

I think she was referring to his tongue AS the lizard.

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ComaStance 0

haha that's wicked funny

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