By lorrilanee - 20/11/2010 06:20 - Australia

Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML
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Rangant 7

you mean there's a different way?? I just can't keep up with all these new trends :S

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Draminicaus 0

There is such a thing as constructive criticism. Wait until a time when sex isn't on the brain and then start a conversation about things that do and don't turn each other on. In a very nice way, explain to him that kissing like the wacky-waving, inflatable, arm-flailing tube-man just doesn't do it for you and politely give him pointers. His ego might be hurt a little bit by it, so try to keep it as caring and considerate as possible. Keywords: NICELY, POLITELY, CONSIDERATE, PENGUIN

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zackkmann21 0

haha wow what a fag

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subaroonz 0

that kissing is for ***** and groupies not girlfreinds....mayb ur mistaken which catagory you come under?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#77 So you're insinuating that people who are girlfriend and boyfriend should never kiss each other-- and if they do, they're *****? That's ridiculous.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Why? Just teach him. Tell him to just follow what you do and show him how you like it. He will catch on

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AliceImaMonster 0

just teach him how to do it better :)

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allmidnighteyes 10

Teach me how to tonguie teach me teach me how to tonguie

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vettle 6

ah yes the first make out. they're all the same. my first injected as much saliva as he could. I avoided time alone with him until I could break up'!

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sexyschmergel 0

names SNAKE !.(wiggles tongue)

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PrincessSarah24 0

Omg I've been there hun...

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