By lorrilanee - 20/11/2010 06:20 - Australia

Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML
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Rangant 7

you mean there's a different way?? I just can't keep up with all these new trends :S

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Draminicaus 0

There is such a thing as constructive criticism. Wait until a time when sex isn't on the brain and then start a conversation about things that do and don't turn each other on. In a very nice way, explain to him that kissing like the wacky-waving, inflatable, arm-flailing tube-man just doesn't do it for you and politely give him pointers. His ego might be hurt a little bit by it, so try to keep it as caring and considerate as possible. Keywords: NICELY, POLITELY, CONSIDERATE, PENGUIN

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xKiera710 0

instead of kissing him just send him to do his "lizard thing" on your cooch xD

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CandidateForWax 0

I imagine that didn't feel so great, but if he hasn't had much experience then it's to be expected. When I kissed my ex for the first time, he was terrible, but by politely and constructively guiding him through what felt better, he became pretty good. If he's any sort of a decent guy, he should feel happy enough to know he's pleasing you.

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Leighanne_x 0

This happened to me once and then the guy I was 'making-out' with turned and said "Well that was... different." And then told me that I make-out with werid. I was like, seriously!?

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eatsleepsinglove 4

my boyfriend does the same thing, and he thinks that hes the best kisser ever. some dumb girls that have kissed him before told him that.

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mbrooks5110 0

How about stopping and talking to them...

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