By brokeandsingle - 29/01/2012 09:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
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a1f0sff 25

Well you can always keep it and give it to the right girl!

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kman1759 7

Well at least it's out of your life now!

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KrazyKatz3 26

I don't really think I'd want a ring that whoever gave it to me had used in a previous failed proposal. I think he should return it...

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redmnky21 8

why didn't u just return the ring?

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DrMime 10

I think you mean 'return of the king'. Besides, one cannot just simply pass through the gates of Moredor and 'return' the ring!!

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CryMoreFMLs 14

65 - I think you have a long, ambitious career in FML ahead of you.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

You have high aspirations if you wish to resemble perdix and every1luvsboners, so I said ambitious. (Atleast that is what I gathered from your profile)

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wisericky 12

Oh great, we got another wanna be. Go wait in line and someone will bring you some paper work to fill out.

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

^ How about you go somewhere else and a prick.

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ohmandapants 16

^ it was a joke, dickwad. Do you know what that is?

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perdix 29

You don't propose until you are sure what the answer is going to be. Consider the ring as your tuition to Romance U. -- home of the Fightin' Cupids! Go Cupes!

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DrMime 10

The only school with an unnecessarily advanced sex Ed course.

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Enslaved 36

Consider a engagement ring as a down payment to how well your future wife will treat you. You get what you pay for. perdix, (I don't believe this but) didn't want you lonely and getting thumbed down all by yourself. Lol

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perdix 29

Ens, it's so sweet you're willing to go with me. <3. I guess it has something to do with that 68 u o me 1st theme ;)

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perdix 29

Oops. That was supposed to read "go down with me." It doesn't make much sense without the "down."

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omarzrgz 3

So your fiancé is basically a prostitute? The ring is just a symbol of what you promised not how much money your willing to spend on her. If money ever stood in the way of my fiancé wanting to marrying me then forget her.

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Clarese 0

Things happen for a reason and at least you aren't stuck with someone that doesn't care about you.

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perdix 29

Aw, too bad you couldn't make it work out with you. Wouldn't it be nice if you always had lots of your friends hanging out at your house?

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DocBastard 38

Just be happy that the last connection you have to her is gone. The **** is some other poor bastard's problem now.

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Enslaved 36

Q: What's a four letter word that describes a female and ends with the letters _unt? A: It's Aunt (we all have dirty minds) Lol

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upyourzlolz 11

I believe that was a question in that one game "Dirty Mind".

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Enslaved 36

Yep! Just played it. :P Great game! Still like "Taboo" better.(:

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chels1994 11

Its okay OP, you'll find the right lady. Not all of us are bad apples (:

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Enslaved 36

What do ya do when yo' bitch is untrue? You cut that hooker off and find someone new I need another bitch (another bitch), in my life *RIP- Notorious B.I.G*

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iseyixes 18

Could've been worse u could be paying for an expensive divorce now instead.....

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