Today, I finally realised why I always look terrible in photographs.... - FML

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By lukey101 - 02/04/2021 03:08

Today, I finally realised why I always look terrible in photographs. It’s my face. FML

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Wednesday 7 July 2021 8:36

Ugly faces make great personalities.

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Wednesday 7 July 2021 8:36

Ugly faces make great personalities.

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