By hunterjumper1212 - 24/05/2012 07:41 - United States - San Rafael

Today, I finally told my roommate, who doesn't pay rent, to go get a job. He left, came back, and immediately went to my refrigerator to eat. I asked him about his job and what his pay is. Apparently, putting together a bike for a kid is a job. FML
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I_Punch_Babies 7

you already know his weakness is the refrigerator. dont go grocery shopping and just get.a days worth of food each time you go out. thatll force him to get a real job.

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thiscrazything 1

He's peddling a free ride from you.

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reddudeover 2

Make him sleep on ice and rats until he finds a job. Muhuhuwhahahaha

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Megan98 18

Well it's not like you specified what kind of job.

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perdix 29

It IS a job. He probably didn't get paid in cash, but he racked up a huge number of karma points! Huge! You should feel blessed you're under the same roof with such a great soul. Keep paying all the rent without complaint and allow this human angel to continue performing acts of enlightenment and lovingkindness.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Your roomate is one of those people that, if you asked to make dinner, would get Chinese Takeout and put it on a plate. Always looking for the shortcuts in life. FYL Oh, and don't bother helping him with anything. He needs to learn to take care of himself.

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Enslaved 36

Just had to say, root beer dum-dums are the best! (:

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DanielleinDC 33

Oy. Definitely kick the freeloader and moocher out. A job is not fixing a bike for a kid.

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perdix 29

First, it's assembling a bike, and, yes, that technically counts as a job. It would be helpful for the rent situation if he'd assemble bikes on a regular basis and get paid for it. My local bike shop want $45 bucks to "tune-up" my bike. Isn't that a job?

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