By hunterjumper1212 - 24/05/2012 07:41 - United States - San Rafael

Today, I finally told my roommate, who doesn't pay rent, to go get a job. He left, came back, and immediately went to my refrigerator to eat. I asked him about his job and what his pay is. Apparently, putting together a bike for a kid is a job. FML
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I_Punch_Babies 7

you already know his weakness is the refrigerator. dont go grocery shopping and just get.a days worth of food each time you go out. thatll force him to get a real job.

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angelofsaturn 23

Tell him to kick rocks. Does he do anything worth keeping him around for or is he blackmailing you or something?

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RoseCrystal 17

I suggest an ultimatum in this situation. Either he gets a job and starts paying rent or you will throw all his stuff outside and change the locks.

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josephfranks1998 5

If you work at a place that sell bikes a lot of them will have a cheaper range that you have to put together yourself and if you want for about $50 you can have the bike put together for you

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hateevryone 14

His bum ass is too comfortable. He ain't gon get no job.

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Vicy_fml 0

kick the roommate out, op can afford it alone. find a more stable and suitable roommate, and look after op's self first!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Uh oh, dumb dumb! It's Attila the Hun Hun! You better run run!

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DomDomxoxo 16

For a second I thought you guys were talking about me ):

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perdix 29

#40, I'm with you. The Buttered Popcorn Dum-Dum is so bizarre it's great!

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