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By anon - 21/06/2011 11:52 - United States

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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By manderz? - 03/08/2016 00:18 - United States - Beach Haven

Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 20:08 - United States - Clarksville

Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 14/06/2019 16:00

Today, after getting together with the guy who I like, and who actually likes me back, he finally kissed me. Unfortunately, he kisses like he’s trying to suck out my soul. FML

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By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 05:25 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML

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Blueglasscup 18

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:45

At least you went on a date with your crush!

hook_em 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:50

just one question. how do you know what a dying slug feels like on your lips? do you eat them things or something?

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happydaphee 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 21:52

MsMonore 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 21:55

ughhh..... I would've died 10x

Alexzmoo 5

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:29

which side of the slug? HaHa. jk FYL. good luck.

silverlinings 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:46

Must have been your first kiss... I thought the same thing.

hiscrazygurl1 5

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:52

that's happened to me before it felt like the guy was trying to devour my face!

Chris9154 6

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:12

teach him then!

lisha88 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:14

I guess you won't be crushing on him anymore lol that's one bad kiss smh

aardvarkish 15

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:38

The only way to get over this is to kiss a real dying slug. Then in contrast, well... who knows?

elliejuliet143 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 1:31

HAHAHA, but seriously fyl.

MaloPero 4

Wednesday 22 June 2011 1:33

slug...how old are you? if you are young, maybe he needs practise. no, wait, DYING slug...meh, just give up:)

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