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By Matt - 05/10/2011 10:49 - Australia

Today, I finished a website that I have been working on for ages for a friend. He tried to repay me by offering to teach me to play table tennis. FML

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By PiaNO - 10/11/2009 21:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML

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By loser - 03/01/2010 12:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML

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Icejza_DaChilla 7

Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:57

YDI for not setting terms before starting the project. How does it feel to be used?

aantho_fml 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:52

Getting table tennis advice from a pro is priceless...

Comments

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 5 October 2011 19:58

And now his website proudly displays his support of the Ku Klux Klan, Neo-Nazis, and the Westboro Baptist Church.

DeathBunny218 37

Wednesday 5 October 2011 20:20

You should have agreed on a payment before you made it for him...

perdix 29

Wednesday 5 October 2011 20:22

Girls want guys with skillz. Table tennis is a skill. Your friend is helping you get girls mire effectively than dumb ol' money can. Well, maybe not as effective, but legal.

GraceKathryn97 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 20:37

Oh yea cuz u obviously know! Ha so pathetic!

zachherbert 10

Thursday 6 October 2011 2:36

This reminded me of Napoleon Dynamite.

perdix 29

Thursday 6 October 2011 4:28

That was the idea ;)

FMLephant 2

Wednesday 5 October 2011 20:42

How about beer pong lessons?

LilyZombie 8

Wednesday 5 October 2011 21:07

Accept, then beat him brutally with the racket while screaming "die Jew, die!"

kareemroks101 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 21:23

Why the hell would you not ask about that before you made the website?

jsturaveragegirl 5

Wednesday 5 October 2011 21:45

So that's what they're callin it these days! "table tennis" ;P

farahg3 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 21:56

It's the thought that counts:)

SPC117 5

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:04

Lesson one: ITS PING PONG

Ha1r1nY0S0up 15

Thursday 6 October 2011 1:57

WHAT I WAS THINKING

ohmandapants 16

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:33

I have to say YDI. While it's common courtesy for your friend to pay you, if you didn't set a price before starting to work, it's kind of your fault...