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By Matt - 05/10/2011 10:49 - Australia

Today, I finished a website that I have been working on for ages for a friend. He tried to repay me by offering to teach me to play table tennis. FML

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By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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By Bito - 21/12/2008 07:00 - France

Today, I played a table tennis final in public. After winning, I went to shake my opponent's hand. He doesn't react or move. It was only the first set. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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By Poolfool - 03/10/2018 13:30

Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML

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By angrystudent - 07/03/2016 22:47 - United States - Franklin

Today, I spent all day doing a project for myself and then for a friend who's sick. Turned out it was a prank everyone in the class was pulling on me. I missed a baseball game because of it. FML

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By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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By SeaBind - 16/11/2014 00:41 - United States - Saginaw

Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML

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By PiaNO - 10/11/2009 21:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML

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By loser - 03/01/2010 12:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML

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Icejza_DaChilla 7

Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:57

YDI for not setting terms before starting the project. How does it feel to be used?

aantho_fml 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:52

Getting table tennis advice from a pro is priceless...

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hannahcorrine 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 3:22

This reminds me if the Layers Gum commercials. Lol

mj_ok 9

Thursday 6 October 2011 3:23

That's bogus, make him give you money:D

ChrissiPumpkin 10

Thursday 6 October 2011 3:41

NEVER do business with family or friends without being CERTAIN you're getting payed. I say take down his site if you don't get payed.

Late_night83 25

Thursday 6 October 2011 5:50

I would trade!

ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 6 October 2011 6:52

Tell your friend: Thanks for trapping me in your World Wide Web OF LIES

iPoopChickens 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 17:38

Atleast he's willing to teach you something, right? Maybe it's somethin he enjoys Doing and wants to share it with you?

jintin 0

Friday 7 October 2011 6:09

Msg me I can make it in hours lol

OTT3RNUTZ 7

Monday 10 October 2011 17:47

Table tennis can be exhilarating

scotchnacid 4

Tuesday 29 November 2011 10:38

Say yes,n then beat him with a racquet lol :D

rileyg98 4

Wednesday 28 December 2011 14:18

Well, just don't give him the website. Easy as that.

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