Money: Today, I finished my internship working in a government lab....

By arghhh - 03/08/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I finished my internship working in a government lab. I got paid $4000 for the summer. I was talking to my cousin, who said that when he worked as a carnie last summer he made $8000. I get paid half as much for doing research as a carnie does for serving people sno-cones. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2015 09:47 - United States - Tualatin

Today, I completed my two-month internship, where I have been working as hard as I could with the hope of being hired. My boss couldn't remember my name, and declined to be a reference. FML

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By person - 10/06/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I busted my ass to help this old lady move her stuff because she was going to a nursing home. I was told I would get paid. When I finished four hours later the lady took me to a room and told me to pick out anything in her little goody bag. I got a race car as payment. FML

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Monday 3 August 2009 9:08

So what? A carnie is never going to go anywhere, you've got experience that will get you a better job and you'll end up with more in the end than a carnie ever could.

Cucchiaio 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:09

be thankful that you even got paid for an internship!

Comments

a_cad_1 0

Monday 3 August 2009 17:17

What does a carnie intern pay?

Schaden_freude 0

Monday 3 August 2009 17:18

Stop bitching. First of all, you are lucky to have an internship that pays so well. Secondly, no one goes into research for the money.

AlwaysRejected 0

Monday 3 August 2009 17:28

Research is about investment--investment into knowledge, and investment for yourself. #1 is right--your next internship will pay better.

291togo 0

Monday 3 August 2009 17:28

As Austin Powers put it ... does your friend have small hands and smell like cabbage?

Weil 0

Monday 3 August 2009 18:13

Might as well kill yourself lol. Seriously, it's an internship. Wtf do you expect?

deaditegirl 0

Monday 3 August 2009 18:57

So what? Internships are about the experience- you're learning and preparing for a real career in the future. Last I checked, a carnie wasn't a career. Many internships are unpaid. Seriously, grow up and quit your bitching.

sucks4you5 0

Monday 3 August 2009 19:03

INTERNSHIP ur not supposed to get paid duh

sj_19 0

Monday 3 August 2009 19:49

carnies only get that much money because no one really wants to be a carnie be glad you were able to do work that will further your career, and thus your life!