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Tell her that you'll be screwing all types of other women in the country you'll be going to. That'll show her
Sadly it is hard to get laid in Afghanistan where OP is most likely deploying to, nice thought though.
The places that most soldiers are deployed to in Afghanistan do not have prostitutes.
Are you a retard? As a vet of the middle Eastern wars there are no prostitutes in those lands. With him being married and leaving for deployment he needs to open a new bank account and split his check so the greedy bitch can't get her hands on all his cash. Besides he is in more danger of an Article-15 when he would be screwing someone else other than his wife while deployed. So shut your mouth before something else retarded escapes.
221, there are but they are rarer than anything on earth, and as you said an article 15 or the German equivalent would be flying his way pretty fast. Plus who has the time whilst you are at an OP with Terry Taliban firing at you, or on a FOB where you can't just walk into town and get laid. Plus seeing as that non-existent prostate may just be a female Taliban fighter I'd avoid getting naked in front of her.
totally agree
I'm sorry, women like that pisses me off! makes me sick that some people are so selfish that they don't care about their significant other's life and feelings when they go to war.
why just women. men that cheat piss me off. there's such a double standard for men and women. when men sleep around with more than one woman they're a hero but when a woman sleeps around she's a wh*re or sl*t. dont get me wrong because anyone that cheats is dirt but a good majority of the comments are saying they hate women like that.
So, you're totes okay with men cheating, it's just women who cheat that you hate? How about we stop generalizing genders, yeah? People who cheat suck, regardless of gender. I hope we can agree on that.
and just for your information, women can't get placed on the frontlines of war so unless the guy that went to war is gay and his partner cheats on him then it will most likely be a woman cheating, and will stay that way until an equals right act is passed, which will probably never happen, because women would have to sign up for the draft, just saying.
They were talking about general cheating, not just women cheating on men in the war.
well in this case, its a girl who's cheating no offense
148, that isn't true. Many nations have women on the front line, see Canada and Denmark. Canada has even lost a female infantry officer in combat, Germany I'm not too sure on, however many nations don't but seeing as there were so many comments on generalizing I thought I'd point out another one.
Time to say, "So long bitch"!
military training = oh my wife has gone missing. I have no idea what happened to her. ... snicker snicker......
She committed suicide by shooting the man she was having sex with in the back of the head, shooting herself in the face three times, cleaning the hilt of the gun, and putting it in my hands. Then she cut off her left arm with my combat knife. (Cleaned that too, clever girl.)
in other words, she's horny and a *****. fyl, indeed man.
I've heard girls in the the Air Force are amazing hot and I'm sure it's with any kind of aviation force in any country. I say dump her and get someone who actually cares and knows what it's like to be on some sort of military tour.
couldn't agree more
You all are creeeeeeeps.
Try the Coast Guard Girls, nothing to do but work on their tan, God that's Hot!
yeah but with like 2 years of living in the dorms they're skanks! and most of them pull the "but I'm a girl" card on the flightline and pawn their work off on the guys
She's admitted to adultery. Divorce her and don't look back. She doesn't deserve you.
you and about 20,000 others like us.
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Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.
What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.